Monday, November 17, 2014

Friday, November 14, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Fine is not good enough

This is something where Fine is not good enough. even Excellent grazes the surface.

questioning with bomb

A person stuffing a bomb inside the mouth of another person and putting its tail on fire. Diwali bomb.

thin person

A person who is very thin, wears black shades, has less hair but long ones.hair upto shoulders.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Interview

Interviewer: So tell me, why did you leave your last job? XYZ is a big company.
Interviewee starts his story.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Professions

Driver
Waiter at restaurant
Bank clerk
IT programmer
Delivery boy
Garbage collector
Mechanic
Gym instructor
Paper boy
Electrician
Plumber
DJ
Train ttr
Textile worker (thayyalkkar )
Cheff
Hotel manager
Sweeper
Salesman
Police
Doctor
Advocate
Counsellor
Priest
Meat chopper
Nurse
Mechanic
Teacher
Medical rep
Journalist
Travel agent
Farmer
Security
Aaya
Gardner
Politician
Sculptor
Potter
Fisherman
Artist
Musician
Bus conductor
Scientists

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Place like shire

A place like shire where people are not the wisest but knows only to love one another

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Less intelligent better claim

Someone who has no experience in my field says an idea which sounds absurd and i dismiss it. Later to be found true

Locks

Teach people how to jack the lock.  The internal working. 

Monday, July 7, 2014

Step forgotten

A killer comes with a plan narrated by another and forgets a step in between.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

In the face of death

In the face of death,  people crack bad jokes and laugh.

Forcing someone to die

One of the member has to be sacrificed and one has to convince him that death is not painful. 
its just a path that we all must undertake.

Hero's chained

Hero is chained. villain has a gun pointed at him. hero asks villain to be brave and ask him to fight with bare hands to death. hero was already beaten down. Villain thinks for some time , it makes us feel that villain want to loose the hero but villain asks him 'do u take me for a fool?' and finishes him

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Ironed hand

When someone see someone who has his hand in bandage and they ask why u have bandage? 
He can reply 'kayyil chulivu veezhathirikkana '

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Sentenced to death

A man is sentenced to death and later relieved. He becomes a good man. He is sentenced to death again.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Stick up with brothers

Someone whose brothers were sent to death or quarantine by people and he was sent to kill them. What will he do when he come to know
He is one among them.

Blend in

The purpose of the mission is to blend in with existing people.  Very secret

Saving people beyond hope

Someone(a priest ) sent to a group of savages. They dont have any rules or morality.  His task is to save them and make them good.
He tried to save them for so long that he became one among them. And saw it coming right in front of his eyes.

Left behind

Someone left behind by all people and then everyone came back for help. And what if they became a captive

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Leading an unknown team

Leading a new team

People in other team wishes that the other team's captain was their's

Monday, June 2, 2014

Father Characters

Someone who loves his son dearly but his son doesnt love him back. He turns to alchohol.

Someone who works hard and overtime for his family thar he isnt getting enough time with his family. 

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Loving a person that hates u


Imagine a boy doing a mistake by blocking a girl's lover from reaching her. she doesnt  know about it. after that she get married to this boy and later she discovers that the boy blocked her marriage. what do he do?

Punch lines

Save the breath .. its gng to be ur last.

When will you stop running away?Till my legs bleed... How can you find something thar doesn't exist?

Save a bad person

Save

Save a bad person

Human Mistakes


Love for money
Cheating
Stealing
Lust for sex.
Fighting for fame.
becoming sad on another person's wellness.

social issues


Inequality in money ,
racism
difference on colour and caste,creed.
homeless
jobless
urbanization
low wages
long hours work.
bussiness at center and slums outward in concentric circles .
encroachment. 

Friday, May 30, 2014

A lazy country

A country full if lazy people like shire. But in a good way.  No one thought that people here could save the world.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Character 5

Man with melanine problem.
Has white patches ' vellappandu '

Robinhood type equilizer

Old school who doesn't like new generation


certainity
surprises
appreciation
fulfillment.
contribute towards...
waiting for death.


retribution

 The classical definition embraces the idea that the amount of punishment must be proportionate to the amount of harm caused by the offence. A more recent version advocated by the philosopher Michael Davis dismisses this idea and replaces it with the idea that the amount of punishment must be proportionate to the amount of unfair advantage gained by the wrongdoer


a)Forcing to do things dat we don't like
B) small but big dreams
C) paying heed for others and working for it.
D) always judging
E)doesn't think b4 acting.
F) caring and protective
G) doesn't express love much.
H) not afraid to tell truth even if it is bittter.
I) living in shadow if some1
J) one who guides through path of light.
K) one who tries to help others but fails becaus its not the help they expect .
L) one who likes to be in control
M) one who use others for personal interest
N) one who think dat his lover or parents is jot good enuf 4 him.
O) one who can take all the beating but still can stand up.
P) one who says and like to hear bad things about others
Q) non optimist . One who thinks nothing is gonna become good
R) doesn't apologize
S) money
T) girl who believes in equal rights
U) over concerned on beauty and age.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

2 friends

2 side kick friends who are like Siamese.  They do everything together.  What one starts,the other completes. Completely jovial friends.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Vigilante

There is a man who is not a good person.  Hr decides to become a vigilante.  This story describes why all things he had to let go off to get there

Characters2

One of the guy is an Indian army officer and the other Guy is from pakistan. They both hate each other to their guts. Army is strong.  Other guy has a good talking ability

Characters

Someone who hate western culture to their guts
He says that westerners say thank you not when they mean it but its habitual.

Happy Pill

A corporation introduces a new brain chip that can induce happiness or sadness by injecting hormones or by electromagnetic waves
This is later used to control humans

Friday, March 28, 2014

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Politicians

In this, a politician who has sure shot win at one place is moved to another place where he is sure to lose by jealous co-workers in the name that he can prove himself or as it is a service to the party